Epsilon Omicron Delta

My name is Caeleb. Used to be curlylacey on here. I'm 20 years old and I'm in the US Army. I blow shit up that blows shit up for a living. I'm a fairly simple person. Anything that you consider nerdy, I'm probably into it. Single and I've no idea how to mingle.

Maybe I’m part inbred or something

—Cecilia, the one who’s going to completely kill me for posting this

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

WHAT

Anonymous asked: Maybe you'd have a girlfriend if you played less video games you loser

Maybe I’d play less video games if I had a girlfriend you loser

So nerd talk for a moment

I attempted to make Masters League on Clash of Clans during my staff duty shift yesterday. That’s 2600 trophies for any of you who play the game but don’t know.

It was proving fairly easy until I got over 2550, then town hall snipes were incredibly rare.

I got up to 2598 and then spent 300k gold without finding a single town hall to snipe.

And now I back down to 2537.

I am determined to get this, especially since I got so fucking close.

I really just want the 1000 gem achievement.

Anonymous asked: Somebody is feelin horny ;)

Nah I just reblogged a shit ton of open to get my followers all hot and bothered

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

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