Epsilon Omicron Delta

Name's Caeleb.
Formerly curlylacey.
20. Soldier in the U.S. Army.
I blow shit up that blows shit up for a living.
I'm friendly, so you can start a conversation about basically anything and I could probably talk about it with you for hours. Don't feel afraid to approach me.

I'm straight as y=mx+b and about as single as a $1 bill.

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

My junior year, we had a foreign exchange student who was from Southwest Germany, and she was fluent in German, English, French, Italian, Spanish, Russian, and she was working on Japanese. She was 17. I was so jealous.

(via loserxbabe)

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

(via jesaisjepeux)

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

(via josejalapeno352)

So I was not paying attention in the shower and mistook my shampoo for my body wash.

In other news, my chest hair is very soft right now.

MRE at 430 in the morning? Don’t mind if I do.

MRE at 430 in the morning? Don’t mind if I do.

Anonymous asked: What is probably the nastiest thing you've ever done?

Ate the raw heart of the first salmon I’d ever caught when I was 5 or 6. Family tradition.

thebr3akfasttclub:

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

Actually I’m 150% sure this is mayhemsmistress post bro.

^ I was thinking the same thing

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via gods-and-guns)